CHICKENS

2021-May-19 - Reading time: ~1 minute

Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!

DOGGY STYLE

2021-May-19 - Reading time: ~1 minute

Managed to have sex with my girlfriend for 1 hour 30 minutes doggy style last night. That’s 4 minutes in human time.

LOOKING FOR MONEY

2021-May-19 - Reading time: ~1 minute

Last night a thief broke into my house and started looking for money so i woke up and joined him.

DICTIONARY

2021-May-19 - Reading time: ~1 minute

My friend said “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.” So, I threw a dictionary at his face.

COCONUT

2021-May-19 - Reading time: ~1 minute

My clever friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face.

POOL TABLE BALLS

2021-May-19 - Reading time: ~1 minute

How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it’s balls.

E. T.

2021-May-19 - Reading time: ~1 minute

What’s the difference between a refugee and E.T?
E.T. learnt English and wanted to go home!

MY FACEBOOK NAME

2021-May-19 - Reading time: ~1 minute

Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.