BALLOONS

2021-May-19 - Reading time: ~1 minute

At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 5 year old son.

Son: Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest?”
Dad: They’re balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
Son: Really? Because Uncle Robert was blowing them up yesterday and mummy kept saying “Oh God, I’m coming” but she didn’t float anywhere!

I WALK 10 MILES WITH MY DOG

2021-May-19 - Reading time: ~1 minute

Just named my dog ‘Tenmiles’ so now I can say I walk ten miles every day.