What’s the difference between an elephant and a biscuit?

What’s the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can’t dip an elephant in your tea!

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

Frogs, they croak every night!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

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What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.

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