Airplane

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don’t, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, “I’ll get off.” The blondes, all moved by the brunette’s speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Drive a car

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”

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Robber

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

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Library

Librarian – “Yes, how can I help you? Blonde – “Hi, I need help with my bibliography, how can I find out Ibid’s first name?

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robber

After robbing a bank, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead duck into an alley where they hide in potato sacks. The cops first go to the sack with the brunette in it and kick it. The brunette says, “Meow.” They go to the sack with the redhead and kick it. She says, “Woof, woof.” Last, they kick the sack with the blond, and she says, “Po-ta-to.”

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