Before I Die

Before I die I’m gonna swallow a whole bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation is gonna be epic.

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How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three! One to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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Windows Password

I hate Windows. Just tried to set my password to “mydick” but apparently it’s too short.

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