Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.
Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.”
Since we’re all in quarantine I guess we’ll be making only inside jokes from now on.
How did the health experts lie? They said a mask and gloves was enough to go to the grocery store. When I got there, everyone else had clothes on.
What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet? One’s the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The wurst-kase scenario.
You know who buys up all the toilet paper? Assholes.What did the man say to the bartender? I’ll have a corona, hold the virus.
I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough. I’ve a joke on corona. But its already viral.
A friend had his 2nd injection of the vaccine at the vaccination center and began to have blurred vision the whole way home. When he got home, he called the vaccination center for advice and to ask if he should go see a doctor, or be hospitalized. He was told to come back to the vaccination center as a matter of urgency to take back his forgotten glasses.
Did you know that Tesla has started producing an anti-Corona device? It's called the Elon Mask.
Bud went to the doctors office He asked: Doctor, how much for the Corona test Doctor: 150$ Dan sneezed on the doctors face and said: Go get your test, if you are positive that means i am too"