DOG FOR SALE
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads "Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued, he walks in.
"So what have you done with your life?" he asks the dog. "I've led a very full life," says the dog.
"I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims.
Then I served my country in Iraq.
And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home."
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner,
"Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?" The owner says:
"Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!"