There were three male dogs, a Golden Retriever, a Lab, and Chihuahua, walking down the street.
On their walk, they met a beautiful French Poodle. They all ran up to the poodle.
The poodle says to the three dogs, "Since you all want to marry me, whoever can say liver and cheese in a complete sentence will get to marry me."
The Golden Retriever says, "I love liver and cheese."
The poodle replied, "How childish"
The Lab says, "I hate liver and cheese."
"You're hopeless," said the poodle.
The Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."