FAT WOMAN JOKE
There is a drunk guy in a bar and a big, fat woman with a parrot on her shoulder.
She sits by the drunk guy and he looks over at her and says:
"Where'd you get that hog?" She looks at him and frowns. He takes a few more drinks, then he says: "Where'd you get that hog?" She looks and says:
"I'll have you know, this is not a hog, this is a parrot!" The dude says:
"Well I'll have you know, I was talking to the hog."