FUNNY HORSE JOKE
A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one.
Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse.
In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God," and for it to stop you say,
"Amen." So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse.
Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff.
Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge.
"Whew," said the man: "thank God!"