FUNNY HORSE JOKE
A man is attending a function in another village, riding a horse. As he is about to go, he notices that his horse is missing.
He shouts, asking for his horse, but nobody seems to know where it is.
"If I don't find my horse, I will do exactly what I did when I lost my first horse!"
Suddenly, the horse appears. Out of curiosity, a man goes up to him and asks: "What did you do when you lost your first horse?"
He replies: "I walked."