A 94 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog.
He picks up the frog and the frogs says: "If you kiss me,
I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week." The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog screams,
"Hey if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and make love to you for a whole month."
The old man looks at the frog and says:
"At my age I’d rather have a talking frog."