Three men sat around a table in a bar and talked about their wives. The first man says: "I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician.
When I got home last night I found a pair of pliers and some insulating tape behind the radiator in the bedroom - we've not had any work done on the house,
and I can't think of any other way they could have got there".
The second man says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a carpenter.
Last night I found a tool belt in the laundry basket, and we've not had any renovations to the house in years..."
The third man says: "I'm in the same boat, but I don't think you two have it as bad as I do...
My wife is having an affair with a horse!"
The two other man both look at him with a confused look and demand an explanation.
Has he gone insane? Has she?
What the heck was he talking about?
The third man lies back and says: "It's very simple, boys, when I got home last night,
I found a jockey hidden in the wardrobe."