PIG DOCTOR JOKE
A pig goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep.
Can you prescribe me some sleeping pills?"
Doctor: "Can you describe your nightmares to me?" Pig: "They are all almost the same.
First a man lures me with food, kills me and cuts me into pieces.
Then he rubs salt all over my flesh!" Doctor:
"I wouldn't worry about it, looks like you’re going to be cured soon."