TEACHER CHICKEN JOKE
A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little."
She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling.
The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said.
One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said,
"I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"