TWO NUNS FUNNY JOKE
Two nuns from Ireland come to tour New York City.
Before they come, they hear that Americans eat dogs, so they both agree to try it when they arrive.
As they're walking around New York, they hear, "Hot Dogs! Get your hot dogs!"
They rush over to get one!
As the first nun opens hers, her face turns white and she gasps,
"What part did you get?!"