Don't worry, the corona virus won't last long - it's made in China...

What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.

Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.

Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus.
Changed into jeans and was all good.

I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus.
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.

We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.

Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.

The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.

Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.

I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.

Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.

Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.

If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!

John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.

Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.

I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner" I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."

Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta. All because of a fusilli people.

I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?" "No we need bread!"

I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.

What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.