I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.

This Corona virus is a blessing My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
She doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
She spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.

Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.

As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.

Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.

I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.