ALBERT EINSTEIN AND A BIKER
Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party. He introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks: "What's your IQ?" The man answers: "191." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!" Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks: "What's your IQ?" The lady answers: "147." "That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks: "What's your IQ?" The man answers: "58." Albert's face lights up as he exclaims, "So you're the one who rides the Harley parked out front!"