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BADASS BIKER JOKE

Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side
table.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Bob looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating.
Bob asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says: "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and
gave yourself a black eye when you stum."