A State Patrol sees a motorcycle puttering down the middle of the interstate at 22 MPH & he says to himself,
"This is just as dangerous as speeders!" He turns on his lights
and pulls the bike over. Approaching, he notices it is an elderly gentlemen with a wide eyed, white as a ghost biker chick on the back. The old biker obviously confused, says to the officer, “I don't understand, I was doing the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
The officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving way slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to you & other drivers." I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old biker says a bit cocky. The State Patrol,
trying to contain a chuckle explains to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the old man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out the error, and started to ride off. The officer says "Hold on... Before I let ya go, I have to ask... Is your passenger OK? Your ole lady seems awfully shaken & she hasn't muttered a single peep this whole time."
"Oh, she'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."