BIKER DOG JOKE
A man walks into a bar and asks,
"Does anyone here own the Rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" says a biker, standing up. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." The man hesitated.
"What are you talking about?!" the biker says in disbelief. "How could your little runt kill my Rottweiler?"
"Well, he got stuck in your dog's throat."