Three bikers die in a major accident and arrive at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter greets them and says before they ever enter Heaven,
"Whatever you do, don't step on the ducks!" Well the bikers thought that this was
a very odd thing to say, but when they enter Heaven, they look around and there are ducks EVERYWHERE!
The 1st biker was talking to the 2nd and, not paying attention, stepped on a duck. St. Peter appears at his side
with a pair of handcuffs and a very ugly woman. "Now that you have stepped on a duck, you shall be chained to this hideous looking woman for the rest of your days here." A few weeks later, the 2nd biker suffers the same fate. Now the 3rd biker is determined to not step on a duck. Years go by, and he's yet to step on a duck. All of sudden St. Peter appears with the most beautiful woman he'd ever laid eyes on and handcuffs them together and walks away without saying a word.
The biker asks the beautiful lady "Whatever have I done to deserve this?" "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck" says the woman.