Biker vs. Sparrow
A biker is riding along a country lane, when a sparrow flies up in front
of him. The biker can't do anything and hits the sparrow. As he looks
in his rear view mirror, he sees the sparrow lying in the road. Being the
kind of guy he is, he stops, picks up the sparrow and takes it home and
puts it in a cage, still in a coma. When the sparrow wakes up the
following morning, he looks through the bars of the cage and says:
"Damn! I must have killed the biker."