DARK SCARY NIGHT
It's a dark scary night on the bad side of town where a pretty young Christian lady locks her cell phone & keys in her car.
Shaken with the situation, she bows her head and asks God to please send her some help. Within a few minutes a grungy mean looking biker on a loud rat bike pulls up. The woman thinking she is about to be brutally murdered, mutters under her breath “Thanks God, but I really didn't want to die this way”.
The heavily tattood & pierced biker jumps off his bike and approaches her, asking if he could help. She says with a nervous stutter, "Yes, I've locked my keys in my car. Can you help me?" He picks up an old rusty hanger from the gutter, bends it, raises it above his head & plunges it down inside the window towards the door lock and in a few seconds he opens the car door. She suddenly hugs the nasty looking biker and through her tears she says: "Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man."
The biker replies, "Lady, I'm not a nice man. I just got out of prison today.
I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour." The woman hugs him again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"