A BMW rider went on vacation via one of those Harley-Davidson Cruise Ship deals.
Half way through the voyage, the ship sank and he ended up in a three-man lifeboat with two Harley riders & the ship's captain for a total of 4 people. The captain announced that someone would have to get out. "We'll do it right though," he said. "The three of you will be given a fair test and the loser will jump out." Everyone agreed, so the captain turned to one of the Harley riders and asked, "What was the largest ocean liner to sink in the past century?" "The Titanic." "Right," said the captain. Turning to the other Harley rider, he asked, "How many people were on the Titanic?" "2463" "That's correct," the captain stated. Fixing a hard eye on the BMW rider, he then said: "Name 'em."