Two priests were speeding down the highway on a Harley. They were stopped by a cop who said: "What do y'all think you're doing? You were going mighty fast there, Father." The priest says: "We were just taking the bike for a test run." The officer shakes his head. "I'm probably gonna have to give you a ticket cause riding like that just ain't safe. What if you had an accident?" The priests say, "Don't worry, my son. Jesus is with us." The policeman says: "In that case, I have to book you! Three people are not allowed to ride on one motorcycle!"