"I was riding my Harley when I saw a sign by the road that said (Sisters of St. Mary's Convent, 10 miles, get screwed for only $ 50.), I thought, nahh must be a joke.
A little further, there was another sign, (Sisters of St. Mary's Convent, next exit, follow signs & get screwed for only $50). Well I thought I gotta check this out, so I took the exit & followed the signs. Pulling into the parking lot I saw only a couple of other bikes. I went up & knocked on the door, a nun actually answered.
I said: "um, I saw the signs by the road." "Oh" she smiled, "Come on in." So I did, then she said: "You want to go down that hall on the right & then knock on the second door", so I did, (knock).
A half dressed nun with the greatest body I've ever seen on a sister answered, & smiled, she said "I'm just getting finished so just put the $50 in the jar on the dresser & go through that door at the end of the room, & wait a sec" She winks, & points to the door, & then saunters out wigglin' one hell of a nice.
I put my money in the jar, & went out the door. To my surprise, I found myself back in the parking lot. I thought this must be a mistake, & turned back to the door. There was a sign that read, "YOU've just been screwed for $50 by the Sisters of St. Mary's, Sinner"