HARLEY YAMAHA BMW JOKE
3 bikers pull up outside a restroom. One on a harley, one on a yamaha and one on a BMW. After doing what needs to be done, the harley rider washes his hands, pulls out wads of paper towels, and says "In America, we use whatever resources we need to get the job done."
The yamaha rider washes his hands, pulls out a single paper towel, and says "In Japan, we built our bikes with as little waste as possible."
The BMW rider finishes, and walks straight past the other two. As he leaves, he turns around and says
"In Europe, we don't get our hands wet when we go to the loo."