This little old lady decides one day that she wants to join a biker club, so she goes down to her local club and knocks on the door.
The door is opened by a big hairy biker with a beard, who’s covered in tattoos.
“I’d liked to join your club,” says the little old lady.
The biker is amused by this and decides to play along, telling her, “Ok, but you’ve got to meet the requirements first. Do you have a bike?”
The little old lady points to a Harley and says: “Yeah, that’s my bike there.”
The biker is surprised but says: “And do you smoke?”
The little old lady says: “Yeah, I smoke 20 cigarettes a day, and when I’m shooting pool I’ll smoke a few cigars too.”
The biker is impressed and says: “And have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?”
The little old lady says: “No, but I’ve been swung around by the nipples a few times.