A long time married couple sitting quietly reading when the wife asks: "Honey, if something should happen to me would you re marry?"
He replies: "Well, you'd be gone and I'd be alone otherwise, so yes I guess I would." "I see" she replies angrily. A few minutes later she asks: "So would you let your new wife wear my expensive clothes?"
He answers: "Well, if she wanted to, and they fit then sure, I guess so."
"I see" she replies even angrier. A few more minutes pass and she then asks: "Well what about the new eight hundred dollar motorcycle helmet you bought for me, I suppose she'd be wearing that too?"
He replies: "No, she's got her own helmet"