THE BARTENDER AND TWO DRUNKEN BIKERS
A biker walks into a bar and sits next to another biker.
First biker - Hey, I'm Jimmy.
Second biker - I'm Brian
First biker - Where are you from?
Second biker - I'm from Long Island.
First biker - HEY, I'm from Long Island too! What part?
Second biker - Riverhead
First biker - WOW! I'm from riverhead too!! I live on the cul-de-sac
Second biker - MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! I live in the cul-de-sac too!!!
First biker - Dude, this is getting scary. I live in the red house, next to the Wilsons
Second biker - NO FREAKIN WAY MAN!! HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!? I LIVE THERE TOO!!!
BARTENDER - OH, here we go again, the O'Connor brothers are so drunk, they don't recognize each other.