THE REVENGE OF THE NURSE
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated on him and when he came round he was relieved when they told him all had gone to plan and he was going to be fine.
But the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest.
He was worried that something may be wrong but he was still too weak from the surgery to do anything. Eventually, he managed to pull his hospital gown down enough to check what was causing the discomfort.
When he looked down at his chest he saw three wide strips of ultra-adhesive tape stuck firmly to him.
Written on it in large black letters was the message:
"Get well soon… from the nurse you gave the ticket to last week.
I’ll be round to remove the tape later."