TWO ENGINEERS ARE MEETING FOR LUNCH
Two engineers are meeting for lunch. The second arrives on a motorcycle that the first doesn't recognize.
"Where did you get the motorcycle? " the first asks.
The second explained, "It was the weirdest thing. I was walking over here when a beautiful woman rode up on the motorcycle, hopped off, tore off all her clothes and said 'take what you want!' So I took the motorcycle."
"Good call," mused the first, "the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."