Blonde And The Trucker
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car and is out for a drive when she accidentally cuts off a truck driver, who's been on the road far too long. He motions for her to pull over. When she does, he gets out of his truck and pulls a piece of chalk from his pocket. He draws a circle on the side of the road and commands the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!" He opens her car and cuts up her leather seats with his Leatherman Tool. When he turns around she has a little grin on her face. Infuriated, he says, "OH, you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she begins to giggle. He is really mad now and proceeds to slash all her tires. Now she's laughing out loud. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is doubled over with tears running down her cheeks. Enraged now, the truck driver screams, "You're crazy! What the hell is so funny?" Through fits of laughter, the blonde replies, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle."