A woman who was three months pregnant fell into a coma. Six months later she awoke and asked the nearest doctor about her baby. “You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine,” said the doctor. “Luckily, your brother named them for you.” “Oh no, not my brother!” she said. “He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?” “Denise,” the doctor replied. “Okay, that’s not so bad,” she replied, “What did he name the boy?” The doctor replied, “Denephew.”