Blonde Police Officer

A blonde woman applied to become a police officer. Since her uncle was the police chief, the interviewer overlooked her lack of qualifications and posed only one examination question. “Who shot President Lincoln?” he asked. “Hmmm,” the woman pondered. “May I think about it?” “Sure, come back tomorrow,” the interviewer replied. When the woman returned home, her mother asked, “Did you get the job?” “Yes,” she replied happily. “They already have me working on a case.”