Cell Phone

A young man bought his blonde wife a cell phone for their first wedding anniversary. She was thrilled. The next day her phone rang while she was out shopping. “Hi hon,” her husband said, “how do you like your new phone?” “I love it!” she replied. “But there’s one thing I don’t understand.” Her husband responded, “What’s that baby?” “How on earth,” she asked, “did you know I was at Wal-Mart?”