Deer Hunting

One Saturday morning, a man took his blonde wife deer hunting for the first time. After he had given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later. Before he left, he warned her if she should fell a deer to be wary of hunters who might beat her to the carcass and claim the kill. If that happened, he told her she should fire her rifle three times and he would come to her aid. Shortly after they separated, he heard the signal. Arriving at the scene, he found his wife standing over a carcass and a very nervous-looking man staring down her gun barrel. “He claims this is his,” she said. “She can keep it, she can keep it!” the wide-eyed man replied. “I just want my saddle back.”