A cute blonde named Brandi found herself in dire trouble. Her business had gone bust and she was in serious financial straits. She was so desperate that she decided the only way out was to ask God for help. She began to pray, "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night came and Brandi did not win. She prayed again, "God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business and my house, and now I'm going to lose my car." Lotto night came, and Brandi still had no luck. Once again, she prayed, "Dear Lord, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car, and my children are starving. I don't often ask for help, and I have always been your faithful servant. PLEEEEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly, there was a blinding flash of light as the heavens opened and Brandi heard the voice of God himself. "Brandi, work with me on this. Buy a ticket."