One day a blonde drove up to the local bar in a new sports car. Everyone came outside to see the new car and wanted to know what happened. She explained, “I won the lottery. For three nights I dreamed the number eight. Then I realized three times eight is thirty-two. So I picked numbers 8, 8, 8, 3, 2 and won.” One man responded, “Three times eight is twenty-four.” “Oh,” responded the blonde, “I guess luck can’t do math.”