A sheriff in a small town sees a tall attractive "Blonde" cowboy walking down the side walk wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. Naturally the sheriff arrested him and put him in jail charging Indecent Exposure. As the sheriff is about to leave the jail, he turns and asks the Blonde Cowboy. Why in the world were you walking around in town like that? The cowboy says. Well, I was in this bar. And this really good looking lady came up to me, took me by the arm and took me out to her motor home. She took off her top and asked me to take off mine. So I did. She took off her bottom and asked me to take off mine. So I did. She took off her panties and asked me to take off my shorts. So I did. She got on the bed and said OK cowboy now "go to town." So I did!