Phony Money

A counterfeiter spent all day making funny money. At the end of the day she realizes that she had spent all her time making $15 bills. She figures that the only way she's going to get anything from this batch of money, is to find a place where the people aren't too bright and change the phony money for real cash. She travels to a small town in West Virginia and walks into a small Mom and Pop grocery store. She goes to the blonde behind the counter and asks her, "Do you have change for a $15 bill?" The blonde replies, "I sure do...How would you like that? An 8 and a 7 or two 6s and a three?"