A man got a call from his blonde girlfriend. “I’ve got a problem. I bought a jigsaw puzzle, but none of the pieces fit together and I can’t find any edges.” “What’s the picture of,” he asked. She said, “It’s a big rooster.” “Okay,” the man responded, “I’ll come over and take a look.” When he got there, his girlfriend showed him the puzzle on the kitchen table. “For Pete’s sake Lucy,” he exclaimed, “put the cornflakes back in the box.”