United Flight

A blond on a United flight to Toronto had purchased an economy class coach seat, but sat in the first class section. Several flight attendants told her to return to her seat, but she refused saying, “I’m blond, I’m beautiful and I’m going to Toronto.” Finally the Captain was called to get the woman to move back to her original seat. He whispered something to her and she quietly walked back to her seat in coach. Everyone was amazed and asked how he did it. He said, “It was easy. I’m married to a blond and know how to talk to them. I just told her that the first class passengers were not going to Toronto.”