10 BUTLER JOKES
A man by the name of Ronald Bates came home to find his butler being arrested...
"What in the world could my butler have done to be arrested?"
Bates asked the police officer handcuffing the butler.
"We had a complaint from you next door neighbor that he was yelling obscene remarks," the police officer replied.
"Obscene remarks?!?! What was he saying?!?!"
"The neighbors say that, for a few minutes on end, he kept yelling "Masturbates, Masturbates!"