BUTLER KILL JOKE
A wealthy man on a business trip calls home and the butler answers the phone: Can I talk to my wife, please?
The butler answers that she is currently in the bedroom with a man.
What?!! Take the rifle in my study, go to the bedroom and shoot them both - I'll stay on the line
Very well, sir, the butler answers and he walks away from the phone.
After about a minute, the man hears two gunshots and a moment later, the butler returns to the phone.
I shot them both, sir. What should I do with the bodies?
I don't care, throw them in the pool
We don't have a pool, sir
Ah, sorry, wrong number...