Mrs. Johnson had a very beautiful and intelligent parrot.
He had just one problem: He liked to fuck Mr. Hawkins' chickens.
Mrs. Johnson scolded him time and time again, but he would just laugh at her. Finally, she told him that if he did it again,
she would cut off all of the feathers on the top of his head. Well, he resisted the urge for a week, but one day, he just couldn't resist going next door. Besides,
he figured she was bluffing.
Well, Mr. Hawkins came over, ranting and raving about how the parrot had been fucking his chickens again.
Mrs. Johnson didn't say a word, just took out her scissors and cut off all of the parrot's head feathers.
That night, Mrs. Johnson had a big party at her house. Before it
started, she took the parrot and put him on top of the piano by the front door.
"Since you disobeyed me today, you have to stay here on the piano tonight.
Now, don't you dare move."
Well, the parrot was pretty pissed off about having his head bare,
and he wasn't too happy about having to spend the whole evening on the piano. Still, as he usually did,
when the butler would announce the guests as they arrived, he would say hello to them.
Just then, two bald-headed men came to the door.
Before the butler could say anything, the parrot yelled, "Okay, you
chicken-fuckers, up here on the piano with me!"