ACHES AND PAINS
A woman went to the doctor complaining of pain all over her body. “I hurt all over,” she said. “What do you mean all over?” the doctor asked, “Can you be a little more specific?” The woman proceeded to touch her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then her nose and yelled again, “Ouch! That also hurts.” Then she touched her left earlobe and yelled again, “Even that hurts doc.” After examining her, the doctor came to a conclusion… the woman had a broken finger.