CAUGHT CHEATING (Copy)
An inmate at the local detention center was sitting in his cell playing solitaire. Another inmate was watching. Finally the kibitzer spoke up, "Wait a minute. I just caught you cheating yourself." "Shhh! Don't tell anybody but for years I've been cheating at solitaire. " "You don't say! Did you ever catch yourself cheating,?" "Nah, I'm too clever."